Busted in Bazarr Kansas

Shelly, Brett and I took a motorcycle ride to Cassoday Ks this morning. It was a beautiful morning for a ride. As we crossed the flint hills we came upon a motorcycle check lane, no big deal right? Wrong!!!!!My wife has been breaking the law for close to 4 yrs, no licence. The sheriff's deputy flags her to the side with all the other vagrant criminals. Two woman deputies came over and removed Shelly from her bike, laid her face down in the ditch and hand cuffed her. Shelly explained to them that she has ridden to Sturgis, Yellowstone national park and several trips to Texas. It made no difference to them, the one gal that looked like a man told her to be quite and put her knee on the back of her neck. This really pissed Shelly off and they started to wrestle around on the shoulder of the road. One of them pulled out a can of pepper spray and pointed it at her. At that point I'd have enough, they told me to back off or I would be going to jail with her. I stopped not knowing what else to do, 2 bikes and a 12 yr old boy and 60 miles away from home. I asked one of the sheriff's if there was any thing we could do to change things he paused for a minute and said maybe we can work some thing out. He went and talked to the woman deputies and after a while he came back with a list. I was not comfortable leaving Shelly there but I had no choice, Brett and i headed up to the road to the quick trip, picked up a carton of lucky strikes and a pair of sun glasses went back to the scene of the crime and made the exchange. I got my wife back and those crazy lesbians went home to roll play. All she ended up with was a ticket. Shelly told me that was stupid she could have taken them if she didn't have cuff's on. I was just embarrassed and wanted to go home.